Sunday, December 2, 2012

Can I ever get out of here?

So, I thought I would write you all just another blog about what's going on right now in my life. I actually find it somewhat funny, but also frustrating. It's Zimbabwe. I must have this love-hate relationship with this country. I still think the country is great, and I would LOVE to enter the country right now...if only I knew they wouldn't try to arrest me if I went to try again. It might be a good story to say I was arrested in Zimbabwe, but the actuality would not be so...

This morning I left pretty early, thinking, "wow, I'm leaving Mozambique for a while, 4 weeks." I was on my way to Zimbabwe to go meet up with my sitemate Julie to do our travels for the next 4 weeks together. I've done this bit before just back in August when I went to Victoria Falls to do my marathon that I completed. It's a quick drive from Chimoio to the border crossing, and I ended up getting a great hitchhike that was taking me right into Mutare to the bus stop so I could catch the bus to Harare, where Julie is. I go through the line so I can get my passport checked and pay for the single entry visa. No big deal. Things seemed to be going fine. It's not like I have done anything illegal anywhere...Or did I?

There is a rule in Peace Corps, one that I don't really understand, and one that I broke. As PCVs, we are not allowed to go to Zimbabwe, unless we have special permission from our PC office and it's only like a max of 2 days in Victoria Falls. But in order to get to Victoria Falls, you either have to fly in or by land. And from Mozambique, by land means either through Zimbabwe or the long way around through Malawi and Zambia. It's a good 24 hours less time if going through Zimbabwe and a hell of a lot cheaper. So I go through, and I don't ask for permission because I was pretty sure I would be denied and it would be better to have a blind eye staring in my direction. I know. I'm bad. I'm a recalcitrant. (the R I have earned in my 2 years of service).

And then in October we had to get our Mozambique visas renewed, so we turned in our passports to PC to get that process done. There was a consensus with a couple of my friends that it may have been a better idea to take out my Zimbabwe visa in order to not get caught and kicked out. Okay, whatever, no big deal, right?

Wrong. Zimbabwe border control is not so fond of this. How they saw the tiny bit of marking that signified I had a stamp from Zimbabwe before, I have no clue. But they kept asking me, "Where is your visa?" "Who authorized to take it out?" "Write down why you took it out and who was the official who actually took it out." Oh my goodness! I was trying to come up with some kind of excuse that would get me out of this trouble so I could enter Zimbabwe, but also so that if I was caught would not make me go to jail or something... Well, at least I accomplished the second. I am not in jail.

They pulled me to the side and took me to a back office to explain this 'privately'. Looking back, this was probably my chance to offer them money to just let me through. "If we just give you another visa, how do we know you aren't just going to rip it out again?" "Your passport tells about you." I am still not sure if I would have flaunted money in front of him, would he have let me through, or would that have made him upset and I would be in jail right now?

So, I went outside, told the guy I was hitchhiking with that I was being denied through to Zimbabwe. He's a regular through the border crossing, and a guy he knew then was like, "Give me your passport, and I'll get this arranged." So my hitchhike guy said yeah, it's fine. The guy came back out said it may be $100. The visa is only suppose to cost $30. $70 more? That's not really in my budget...I told him I could do $50. He went back in and came back out, pulled me to the other side of the car, handed me back my passport and said I needed to return to Mozambique...fast..right now. Apparently that was all in insult and the guy behind the desk threatened that he was going to call the cops because tearing out a visa, an official document, from your passport is an arrestable offence.

Of course, I then left and came back to Chimoio. It's funny how all that stuff really added up and became this huge clusterf***. There is the chance that perhaps I could try it again tomorrow in hopes that the border control people would not recognize me (but, wait, I'm extremely recognizable here being a 6 foot blonde whitey who people tend to fear my size sometimes) and that this time they might not notice the little bit of stamp that was left over from the last time. It did seem that only by chance they noticed that little piece of stamp on the one page. If I would have gone the day before, would they have noticed? Who knows. But I do think my chance with this border crossing into Zimbabwe is over from the Chimoio side anyways. I need my personal passport...which expired in 2011...

Well, Zimbabwe, you will not get my money which I guess is a good thing anyways. I don't want to support Mugabe. But I do love the people and I do love the country...

Monday, November 19, 2012

Is my time coming to an end in Africa?


14 September 2012 “You want an African boyfriend?” “I don’t know, you interviewing for the job?”
I have never gotten soooo much attention than I have gotten here. I mean, if one’s self esteem is pretty low about looks and such, perhaps Mozambique or Zimbabwe can raise it up.  I definitely feel like a “Hot Bitch” as my friends and I used to call ourselves during my Triskee years. (Purdue Triathlon Club…sorry have to say it, Double Trucker Arms – some will understand all that I just said.)  There are no inhibitions in the men on telling you you are beautiful, or that they love you, or even “Do you want an African boyfriend?” You name it on those lines, I have probably heard it here. It sure has brought my confidence up about my looks… to a certain extent, cause many times its said because I am white or that I am a foreigner so the automatic assumption is I have money (if only they knew!) or that I will bring them to the US, even when I haven’t hardly said a word to this person. We exchange names and they ask, “So, when are you going to bring me to America?” I’ve even had the incidence where they ask that question before we even exchange names…crazy Mozambicans!
In Zimbabwe, where I was for the marathon. (And, yes, I completed the marathon, 42.2 km!) men were constantly telling me how pretty I was. And a couple times I got the straight  out question of “You want an African boyfriend?” And one of those times was coming from a guy in a crocodile costume… But, it got me thinking. I should just stop, sit down with the guy, and be like. “Well, yes, that is my dream and why I came to Africa. I am interviewing for an African boyfriend. Are you applying for the job?” And then would follow questions… I could definitely use more ideas on the questions. I am going through Zimbabwe again after I am done with Peace Corps, and I would love to try this out and see what happens. Here are some questions I have come up with? Perhaps I’ll get my chance to interview some guys here in Mozambique also, it’s just that I probably won’t be leaving site, and the guys here all know me now since I have been here for 2 years. J
-          For the record, what is your name? Age?
-          How old are you? Are you married? Do you have kids?  (Just because they are married or have a steady girlfriend doesn’t mean they wouldn’t make me their girlfriend also…)
-          What do you like to do on your spare time?
-          What do you do for a living?
-          What sports do you play? (Important for me to know what we can play together…) J
-          Do you like to dance?
-          If you could only eat one type of food for the rest of your life, what food would that be?
-          If there was one thing in the world you could do, what would you do?
-          If you could live anywhere, where would you want to live?
-          Would you rather die from an elephant attack or by a lion? And why.
-          What is your favorite color?
-          Top 5 movies.
-          Would you follow the road more or less travelled?
-          If you could describe yourself in one word/adjective, what would that word be? And what word would your friends use?

Livinig in Mozambique, and even traveling through Zimbabwe, I feel what it must be like to be somebody famous in America. Everywhere I go, “Mulungu!!!” People automatically come to me and talk to me, sometimes to try out there English, but it’s basically cause “Look! A white person and female.” Well, I am sure white guys also get a lot of attention, but I would say still nothing compared to the men constantly hitting on us. The drunk ones can sometimes be the worst about it also. There is no hiding in Mozambique. Everybody knows everything that the mulungu does. I am always being watched. Any small thing happens, I hear reactions around. It can be great sometimes, but it can get on my nerves at others. I do like attention, but I also like “my time.”  So, I guess it’s nice to get the temporary experience of being famous. Good thing I definitely have the option of leaving it!
And going back the guy thing, I find it funny how here in Mozambique and Zimbabwe, there seems to be no inhibitions on the side of the men. I definitely get the feeling in America that typically men/boys are scared of me. Not scared in the way that they literally run away from me, but that I am a taller, and kind of a stronger female and that is a bit intimidating for the typical westerner man. It’s not only a feeling I get, I hear many comments, comments that aren’t meant to be mean or make me feel bad, and they don’t, but comments that reinforce my theory. “You are the one girl I wouldn’t want to mess with.” But here in Mozambique, I think I mentioned it before, but sometimes men come up and ask others first if I am a woman. “Wasati?” When it is confirmed that yes, I do have boobs, they go right into hitting on me. But, didn’t they just think that I was a man??? Oh, and the whole knowing they are staring at me as I pass them on the street or wherever because as soon as I pass  I see their heads turning a bit in the infamous  surprise saying of  “Sheeeeesh!”  I want to think that perhaps they aren’t talking about me and not constantly staring at me, but when I understand a few words in Shitzwa, I know. And another friend, white girl, was walking with one of her students in Vilanculos, and it was confirmed by the student people are pretty much always talking about us as we pass by.
I am sure if I would travel around with a guy more often, it wouldn’t feel quite so bad. When I hiked Binga with one of my students, Agnaldo, we travelled together from Mabote to Chimoio and were around in Chimoio together and stuff, and it’s like men kept their mouth shuts mostly. I am sure the assumption was that Agnaldo and I were together, so out of respect for our “relationship” I wasn’t hit on. . . No, Agnaldo and I are not together. He is a student. I am a teacher.
Summary of this blog entry: Mozambicans and Zimbabweans do not seem to be intimidated by my size, strength, or in even some cases “manliness looks.” Not much actually deters them, even ugly ass clothes…  I’ll let you know how interviews go if I get a good chance to try it out. Expect a follow up blog.

22 September 2012 Worst Films EVER
So many times when I go to the school cafeteria to see what the students are doing on the weekends or at nights, they are watching a movie of some sort. I’ve never seen so many absolutely horrible films…and the students love them. Sometimes they are just extremely cheesy, like one night I watched the whole movie with them of Anaconda. I think that is a film most of you might have at least heard of. Most of the time I can’t make myself sit there with them through most of their films. Sometimes they watch decent films. I have been able to provide some DVDs that were given to me by fellow volunteers who had no need for them anymore, so the students will watch those sometimes. It’s not quite like going to a movie stadium, though. No stadium seating, lots of talking in the audience going on (mostly because they are more or less just watching the picture…a lot of the movies are in English…), and so therefore sound is hard to hear. And then so many films have no plot or good story line whatsoever.
So what prompted this blog? I just went to the school cafeteria to check out the film, and I stayed for probably less than  5 minutes. I probably think this every time I leave a horrible film, but this was the worst film EVER! And the students were loving it. I guess it had 2 things they seem to love a lot. It was football (soccer) and a Chinese fighting film. They love the cheesy Chinese fighting movies. No, I am not talking about the fighting like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, that film was good, to my understanding. The ones they tend  to watch are comparable to the cheesiness of the old Batman and Robin shows where they wrote out the words “Kapow!” “Boom!” , etc., except those  words aren’t written out and there is no story line or plot, like I mentioned above.
Let me explain this Chinese fighting football movie I watched less than 5 minutes of. The game was zero,  zero, and was the final game of the World Cup or something along those sorts. The goalie kicked the ball to go down the field for the team in yellow. They were all excited and running like crazy ready for the ball. The team in black easily stopped the ball about midfield. Then it was like the game paused and nobody knew what to do…no defense. Just the guy who stopped the ball and the goalie who I think was actually a girl. She moved like some kind of Ninja ready to receive this outrageous kick from the man in black. Tension in the stadium and amongst the teams was high and everyone, including the players on the field just stood around watching. Then the guy in black jumped real high bringing the ball with him high in the air, then he froze and the ball froze as he somehow gathered energy from the wind and air around him, and a dark cloud seemed to enter the ball and at the right moment, he kicked the ball towards the goal. As it was heading to the goal, it was so fast, it was on fire with the black smoke trailing behind. The goalie, of course, didn’t seem worried, as she did some kind of Ninja move and brought the ball up to her finger where she had it spinning on her finger. Then she and a fellow player stared at each other, like lovers, and the background music was something from The Lion King. After the spinning on her finger for some time and creating a wind tunnel around her she tossed it or kicked it for her players. The lover guy then did some crazy, unrealistic Ninja move where he jumped high up in the air and probably did like a good 10 spins in the air with the last spin kicking the ball towards the goal for them to score. He kicked it so hard and so fast that the field looked like it was being bulldozed. Players were being blown away or blown with the ball. The goalie didn’t know what to do, and as he stood there waiting for the ball, his clothes got blown off and the ball then went through the goal. That was the end of the game. The team in yellow won the cup. Then I left the movie. I couldn’t handle anymore.
I guess in a way if they can pull off a cheesy movie and people are laughing, it did its job… I definitely had to laugh a  little at this one. It probably was the perfect movie for my students. Like I said, their two favorite things it seems like. . . football and fighting. I think Anaconda was better than this movie…

18 November 2012 80’s Shoulder Boombox
I know I was pretty young during the 80s, but I am still for sure an 80s baby. I was born in 1983, the same day the song Total Eclipse of the Heart was released. Don’t ask why I know that. Perhaps I heard it as I was coming out of my mother’s womb? Haha. Anyways. The 80s.
Every decade seems to have it’s  themes. 80s were the bright color clothes. Some things of the 80s fall into the early 90s also. But, do you remember you were cool if you had a boombox on your shoulder as you walked down the road/sidewalk/anywhere? You had some jammin’ music going and had that giant boombox up by your ears. True sign off coolness.  It occurred to me the other day that the time of the boombox on the shoulder is over. Yes, I am a bit slow…But now instead of the giant boombox with a tape deck by your year, it’s your cell phone! That’s right, folks, the cell phone that plays music.
I probably haven’t mentioned it yet, but many Mozambicans have cell phones that they put music on. Many times it can’t hold much so it’s the same songs over and over, but for the Mozambicans, that’s fine. Sometimes even just playing what ringtones they  have for their phone. The other day at my school I realized why it made me laugh. It reminded me of the 80s boombox on the shoulder. One of my kids was walking around with his cell phone playing music by his ear. The end.

18 November 2012 Laughing Chapa
Chapa = looks like a volkswagon minivan thing that has space for legally 14 passengers and then the driver, but that actually in Mozambique legally holds 18 passengers and then the driver, but in all actuality holds up to 27 passengers squished in every nook and cranny you can find inside, with butts hanging out the window and people looking like they can make out with somebody else because that’s how close their faces get. Or perhaps you can literally kiss somebody’s ass because it’s right there in your face as you are going. Chapa, what a wonderful thing to learn to hate here in Mozambique so that public transportation in the states will look like luxury.
There are definitely things I am going to miss about Mozambique, little moments, and yes, sometimes  those moments happen in chapas. For instance, I was heading my way back from somewhere going back to Mabote, so I had to take a chapa, and was in this thing for a good 3 or 4 hours, depending on the driver, etc. Many times in the chapa some people may know each other, but many times not. We are many times strangers as we travel by chapa. Similar to when traveling greyhound or by train in the states. But what happens in chapas here sometimes I don’t think I would ever see in a greyhound bus. We were about halfway to Mabote, and of course, we will have some drunk people on the chapa, and probably still drinking. I am not sure what exactly set this laughing thing going, but somebody sneezed. The first time apparently wasn’t funny, but then the person would sneeze again, and every time afterwards it was the funniest thing for the chapa apparently. I wasn’t sure why it was so funny, but that didn’t seem to matter anymore, cause even I laughed some, not at the sneezing, but the fact that the whole chapa was laughing and having a good time.
This kind of occurrence is not really just a one time thing. It can be somewhat more normal in Mozambique. People actually talk to each other here. It’s great. I was in another chapa kind of more night time-ish, heading to a friend’s place and the people in the chapa really liked the driver’s selection of music  (this chapa actually had a working stereo system and music!). It wasn’t music with words, it was more techno music, what Mozambicans seem to really love. So they bust out making their own music with the music. One person would do the whistling with the music, other’s would do the shouting of “oh” at the right moments. They were on beat with everything, and the whole chapa was really enjoying it.
As much as I hate taking chapas here in Mozambique, when I have to take on and don’t have the option of hitchhiking, things like that make the chapa ride a bit enjoyable. Thank you, Mozambique, I will miss that.

18 November 2012 Cone
Only just more recently (like in the last month of so) did I realize a mistake in language translation that I made that actually is quite funny. A language boo boo!!!
I knew this word I used made my students laugh for some reason and I couldn’t figure out exactly why, but I stopped using the word cause obviously it wasn’t meaning what I meant it to mean.
I’m a PE teacher. I’m a PE teacher here in Mozambique with little resources, so I had to become resourceful with that I could find and use. I made these little balls where I put beans or rice inside. They were good to use for throwing, or as markers on the ground as my “cones”.  Before I taught class, as I was planning, I did look up the word “cone” in my Portuguese/English dictionary, so I could explain that these balls were my cones  to mark out a square or something or other. The word in Portuguese, according to my dictionary, is “cone”, making the sound for the ‘e’ at the end. So, I used it. My students laughed. “What is it, Teacher Mandy?” “My cones.”
If words are not pronounced right, they could sometimes mean something totally different. For example, some hard ones that I still get confused, coconut. Coco with the accent on the second ‘o’ means coconut (I think). Coco with the accent on the first ‘o’ means poop. “No, sir, I am not making poop milk.” “Can I please have a poop cookie?” Wow, that sometimes becomes a funny thing. J Another one, mom. Mama with the accent on the second ‘a’ means mom. On the first ‘a’ means boob.  I don’t think it’s good to call your mom boob. Cone, apparently, is another one of those, but it’s more slang, I think. Cone can also mean vagina. So, was I telling my students, “These little balls are my vaginas.” I’ll let you all just think about that one… J


Monday, August 20, 2012

More Updates for 2012...She's still alive and kickin'


1 April 2012 Can I play, too?
I think not having a team that I feel I can actually play on is starting to really get to me and it’s probably starting to show… I remember while I was living in India, one of the top things I really missed was community sports that I could be involved in. Yeah, we played some teachers versus students games and such, but that is nothing like actually being on a team, practicing on a team, partying with your team, etc. It’s something I know I really want/need in my life, but my life choices on where I go and what I’m doing never seem to lead me to those opportunities. Tal vez after Peace Corps when I go to Bloomington, IN and also become a trapeze artist?
Perhaps its an American way of thinking, but it’s something hard to get by in my head. A coach is a coach and not a player. When playing, players get priority and such. I play when the numbers are not even, etc. I would love to play more and I would love to play in our games that  we have, but then who will play the role as a coach and who the ref? But maybe I’ll just do it. It is more the Mozambican way. But then again there are so many things within sports and play in Mozambique that I, personally, find wrong and hard to deal with, as I’ve already written about. So, do I succumb to playing or it is something that leads to the attitude I’ve grown to really dislike here in sports and play?
Today we had a pickup game with some military guys who came to watch the football game (pickup game of basketball). I didn’t put myself in the ref position because it was just a pickup game and I wanted to play. But we had 6 people which meant one of us was sitting out… me, as always because students are first. I didn’t beg at first to get in the game, but I did let them know I wanted to play… After a bit I was subbed in but only after telling a couple other students I was subbing in before them because they weren’t even my players. Then when I was in, they wanted to sub me out without much time in and other hadn’t been subbed out yet, so I refused. I kind of feel bad because I subbed out Adelino and then wouldn’t leave the game to sub him back in.
Just as a reminder, this is now working on week number 5 in Mabote without leaving. It’s time for a good break for me… Not that that is a good excuse to be mean or not put the students first, etc. . .
It’s  definitely something that pulls me toward the not extending here… being on a team is my release, playing rugby is my release. I guess it’s just talking about what I want and feel I need in my life, a bit selfish in the end, but I never said I wasn’t selfish.

2 April 2012 Ja Passou
This is something that amazes me here in Mozambique. “Ja passou” means “it’s already passed.” Perhaps I’m generalizing Americans too much because I’m sure not all of us are the same about this, but I think many of us are. What am I talking about? I’m talking about holding grudges, staying angry at somebody, etc. For that most part, that doesn’t happen here. I used to put it in the passive aggressive category where fights or arguments were just never brought up again and the people involved lived on as if nothing ever happened. But, no, I think now most of the time it falls in the “Ja passou” category.
Examples: I can be kind of mean as a teacher in class. I don’t have so much patience for the undisciplined students, especially not that I actually can understand the language a bit more than before… okay, a lot more. And that I understand the culture and know where I can and where I shouldn’t step. I’ll kick kids out of class, I’ll subtract points from their grade, I’ll tell them straight to their face they are “indisciplinados.” I will “negar” (deny) letting them borrow things or when theey constantly ask me for money or food, or I will give them a bad grade (because they deserved that grade), they will be upset and angry at me at where it happened, but later that day or night, especially since we all live here, it’s like nothing happened. They’ll even joke about it sometimes.
The argument  I had with the administrator about climbing the tower and then he made the kids swim in the muddy water and hit them. Ja passou (for him more).
One kid got pretty mad at me because I didn’t let him touch my computer (I’m afraid of too many hands). He actually didn’t really talk to me for a day. Ja passou.
And the biggest example as Mozambique as a whole is how the Mozambicans don’t seem to hold any kind of grudge towards the Portuguese who treated them so badly. So the history of Mozambique in a nutshell. Just like England spread to many countries and seemed to try to take over the world (USA, New Zealand, Australie, etc. etc.), Portugal took over Mozambique. Not saying that the English treated the taken over country great, but hearing what the Portuguese did to the Mozambicans is horrible. Basically, the Portuguese came took complete control over all of Mozambique and in the Mozambicans own land, they were treated like slaves. They were cheap, almost free labor, for the Portuguese to make things to send back to Portugal to sell. (Not that we haven’t and don’s still here about things like this going on unfortunately…) The Portuguese would even send the Mozambicans to work in the mines in South Africa only to bring what they earned back to the Portuguese to use. It’s hard to make sense of all that the Portuguese did to the Mozambicans. But, ja passou. The Portuguese have all fled, but it’s not like they are unwelcome in Mozambique. Mozambique still seems to welcome anybody and everybody with open arms.
Sometimes in the states I feel like we’ll even remember that damn car that pulled out in front of us the other day.
I don’t think I’ll ever learn how to “Ja passou” completely, but maybe I can learn it to a certain extent. It might be good to rid myself of a little bit of stubbornness…

6 May 2012 Observations
I’m sure there are more observations and differences that I will list here right now, but these are things I am noticing right now or over the time I have been here.
1.)    Sometimes I sit on my heels. You know, where you kneel on your knees and then you sit back on your heels? Here is the question I get sometimes when somebody is observing me sitting in this position: “Where did you learn to sit like that?” Then here’s a response by others: “She’s a PE teacher.” I guess I was assuming everybody could sit like that.
2.)    This has happened more in Vilanculos more than anywhere else. Vilanculos is my closest bank and internet, etc. One time I was waiting for a chapa (public transport) to go t a fellow PCV’s house. A lady was standing there with me. And as normal drunk guys do, they come up and want to talk to me. “Where are you  going?”  etc. But before they started talking to me, they asked the fellow lady next to me in Shitzwa: “Wasati?” Wasati = woman. Then the woman replied: “Maveilei” as she grabbed her boobs. (“Yes, boobs.” It happens every time I go to Vilanculos, while walking on the street I hear “Wasati?” question. In the market a guy told me I was a woman in a man’s body. Then they go on to hit on me asking if I have a boyfriend, etc. I guess the fact that I look like a “man” to them doesn’t really stop them from hitting on me once they know I’m a woman.
3.)    One of my students  really wants me to come to the school cafeteria and eat with him because, as he put it, “I’ve never eaten with a mulungu before.” Something on his bucket list?
4.)    Puhuruhuru. One morning I was just sewing or writing or cleaning or trying to figure out what to do in my free time, and I get a knock on the door. Three of my students came to show me a baby eagle they caught. Apparently it  hit a classroom window, so they captured it. They were trying to convince me to take the eagle as a pet instead of my kitten. We let it fly around in my house and they named it Puhuruhuru, a word from the New Zealand Haka I taught a couple of the kids. I think they kept Puhuruhuru for about a week. They tied a rope to its foot. It did not die. They let it go then they captured it again a while later because I had lost the photos on my camera somehow, so they brought Puhuruhuru back.
5.)    In Mozambique, it seems extra hard sometimes to get the whole truth out of somebody. They’ll say one thing, but then do another. Out of respect they don’t want to tell you no. So they say yes and then not go where they said they would go with you, or do what they said they would o. I don’t know how many times kids tell me they will come  to play rugby with me and then they don’t show up. I’m starting to kind of learn. But it happens for class, too. I point out to students who I don’t see in my PE class and they tell me they will come the next class. There’s a handful of students I have yet to see this year, and we started classes in February. It’s May now.
6.)    And last, but not least, recent observation. I call this one “Chicken Chase” and just thought about it yesterday. Have I told you how Makwakwa and Mabote really has nothing to do? Okay, yes,, I kind of have sports… sort of. But  what about just going out and doing something silly, something besides playing basketball all the time. To have a variety. Ultimately, I would love: a bar to go dancing at, community sports to play, and other extracurricular activities to keep me entertained. Perhaps I’ve been in the bush for too long, but I came up with a race, a running race type thing, called the Chicken Chase. Basically you would designate a pretty big area and fill it with chickens that actually run around. Then each participant’s goal is to run around and catch as many chickens as they can until all the chickens have been caught. Whoever caught the most, wins. I’m sure if I introduced this to the kids here, they would just think I was even crazier than what I already am. Maybe I can make it a PCV game? Well, 7 more months or so I’ll be out of the bush here in Mabote and maybe I won’t be thinking about making races and games like that to pass the time. And then, who knows, maybe I’ll continue to be a bit on the crazy side…

15 May 2012 Stubborness – the good and the bad
I am definitely my father’s daughter, which also goes to say I am definitely a Nurrenbern. There are a lot of things that come with where you come from. I come from the Nurrenberns and from the Marshalls and I can definitely see the mix in me. I would like to say that I took the best from each which would therefore make me perfect. And although some of you may think I’m perfect (haha), let’s face it, I’m not.
One thing the Nurrenbern’s are known for is their stubbornness. As with many other things, the level of stubbornness on has needs a balance in my opinion. Being stubborn can be a good thing in some cases. To me, it means you stick with what you believe in. It means you can be assertive and not let people just push you around. But too much stubbornness can be bad. You still need to open up your mind to new ideas, different solutions, other ways to do things, or even just to understand somebody else.
I know I’m stubborn and that’s a good first step, I feel, to getting to the right balance. Hi, my name is Mandy Nurrenbern, and I’m stubborn.
I’ve definitely grown over the past 28 and a half years. For those who knew me since I was a kid, I hope you recognize this! But there is still a lot of stubbornness I haven’t quite learned how to balance right in certain situations. And I can see it point blank sometimes here in Mozambique. With some of the frustrations I get and just in general life here in Mozambique compared to what I, an American, am more accustomed to.
I grew up in the country in a great neighborhood where if we needed to borrow a cup of sugar, we could. Here I know it’s the same and maybe even to a larger extent, but I can’t help thinking I’m being taken advantage of because of the assumptions made by my white skin. It’s definitely better now that I’ve been here for a year and a half. Many more of the students understand I’m not some bank that can just hand things out to them. With 180 students asking me for my food, clothes, and to buy them things, I would be broke and with no food if I didn’t learn to say no. It doesn’t mean I don’t feel bad when I say no, especially when it comes to food.
Then I see how good they are at sharing. Somebody’s eating an egg sandwich, another comes up and begs for some or a bite and they just give it. If I would walk up to a house in the village when it was lunch or supper or some meal, they would serve me a full plate, no matter how little food they actually had. And yet I’ll make myself dinner or lunch and offer none to the kids in my house. Granted my house is always full with my students. I plan on eating times with their eating times so as to not feel guilty as I eat in front of them. I never make very much food. And then when it happens that I do make a lot, the students aren’t around to give. Go figure.
The thing is I do want to give them some of my dinner sometimes, I do want to make more, but I can’t all the time because I don’t have the means, and I don’t know how to do it without playing favorites and without having students start to line up at my house expecting me to give them my dinner or lunch or breakfast even.
And that is where I feel my bad stubbornness comes in. First off, I get totally turned off when I am continually begged. The more a person begs, the more I don’t want to give. It’s that thing in my head that says by giving into begging you are reinforcing the behavior of begging which is not a healthy behavior to live off of.  They need to find other solutions to be more sustainable for themselves.  Right now, it feels like a nation dependent on begging.
Also, this idea of favorites. It’s already pretty obvious my favorites, but I still try to treat all equal when I can. But, I’m not going to lie, I’m close with Roy and Ema, Adelino, Agnaldo, Adriano, Lourenco. And I have given them more in general. But then I also have the stragglers who I like..but wouldn’t consider as “close”. And then I don’t want their reason to hang out at my house to be because I might give out food because I know there are many students here who would do that.
Stubbornness.
Nurrenbern?
Mandy?
Will I ever learn? Or does my stubbornness block me from learning? Can I learn to live more like the African way or is it something you need to be born in to understand?

23 May 2012 Curiosity killed the cat, but what about the mouse?
Nobody ever talks about the mice the cat gets with its curiosity. Yeah, eventually curiosity may kill the cat, but how many mice (or lizards, as what my cat ate) did the cat find and eat because of that curiosity?
Curiosity can be a great thing. It drives us to want to learn more and to ask the question why. We can become smarter because of curiosity. But too much curiosity can also be a killer. Just like too much of anything can be bad. Life has a balance. That balance may be different for each one of us and that is what makes us unique, but sometimes it seems difficult for some people to find their balance. Or maybe its when 2 people need to rearrange the balance when together, kind of like compromising…
This is what  having lots of time on your hand does to you… you think very philosophically. I can see why Walden went into the woods to write like he did. I am right with Walden, right? It was he that wrote when living in the woods? You can make fun of me later if I am wrong with the name, but you know who I am talking about…
When 2 people or more do not find that balance of curiosity or whatever in life, that is where curiosity kills, and most people say curiosity kills the cat. But I think it also kills the mouse.
Living here in Mabote at a boarding school where we all live here together, where EVERYTHING is together, I feel like the mouse sometimes. At times I love my students’ curiosity, but sometimes it gets to be too much. Sometimes I don’t realize what little things they get so stunned by. For example, I was able to get a nice can opener from somebody who left in November. It’s the can opener that you clamp it on the can and then turn the know and it makes a clean cut all the way around. Something that at least my generation as far as I know grew up with. My students can’t get over it. They look at the can afterwards and then even went to tell their friends…who then came running to check it out.
But then sometimes  their curiosity gets me because 1) it makes me feel bad and 2) I just want to live my life sometimes. This mostly happens when I am cooking. I cook outside over firewood, using 3 big rocks to make a tripod to hold my pans over the fire. Not that cooking inside would give me much privacy considering many of the students tend to  come over and inside the house a lot. But outside, everybody, neighbors, those getting water, etc. see me. And yes, I cook different than they do. I try to Americanize my food as  much as possible with what I can get here in Mozambique. So it makes me feel bad when they drool over my food and I don’t give them my food. You give an inch here and they definitely take that mile, so to me it would be harder to give to some and not to all. And if I gave them each a bite just to try my food, I would have nothing to eat myself. And I don’t want students to hang out at my house so in hopes and in waiting for me to give them food. So, in essence, their curiosity is killing me.  (I do sneak some food to some kids here and there, so I am not being a complete witch about it).
With that, sometimes I just want to live my life. I think I’ve mentioned it before, but there is such a lack of privacy. Even today 2 girls came by and just wanted to see my house. I have an open house policy basically, but if the curtains are closed, the house is closed. So they came in and then they snooped around, looking at everything, even opened my fridge. Fine. No big deal. Then she headed for my room, so I grabbed her hood, tugged her back and said, “No, that’s my place.”
I guess overall on the second thing of curiosity that kills me it depends on what mood I am in, what student it is, and how often its been happening more recently. Sometimes it’s just CHEIGA (ENOUGH!)
But I need to remember it’s not every day they see an American, or even a mulungu. Our cultures are different. They can’t believe I only bathe once a day, and I don’t teach that day and don’t sweat too much, they would never believe I don’t bathe at all that day! This is a great experience for exchanging cultures. It just may seem a bit hard because I am the only one they can watch here when I can observe, talk to, and learn from all of them. My curiosity is spread amongst the Mozambicans as theirs is focused on me.
Don’t worry. I won’t be the mouse that cat’s curiosity kills.


24 May 2012 Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat…
Have I told you how to keep a new kitten to stay at your home and not run away? If I haven’t, read on because I’ve never heard of this method before. And I assume it worked because my cat stuck around.
So I got my kitten when it was pretty small, probably too small still to leave it’s mom, but there was no mother cat around. I named him Black Cat because he was a completely black cat, a bad omen says the kids who told me not to keep the cat. They were a bit scared of him. And Black Cat is the peanut butter brand here.
Anyways, I survive on powdered milk here in Mabote, so that is what Black Cat got. He was too little to eat rice or anything else. What a lady here told me was to wash my feet and save the water I washed my feet with. Then to make the milk with the washed feet water. And by doing this, the cat would not run away. I am in Africa, in Mozambique, and I should do things their way… sometimes.  ..so I did and my cat always knew its home.
But now Black Cat is dead. That’s 2 animals in less than a year that I have had and are now dead. Kurula, my dog, died of who knows what. Maybe rabies. But Black Cat was healthy when he died. It happened while I was gone traveling. When I came back, a student came in and told me the students killed my cat. I know there were students who didn’t like my cat and I know sometimes Black Cat liked to go to the dorms and sleep with the kids. But to kill my cat? Really? I am still hearing “martaram.” (“The students killed him”) But I think the conclusion is actually  Black Cat ate something that poisoned him or maybe a snake bit him. I’m still doing some “investigating” because the whole situation was weird.
I had Kurula for 2 weeks. I had Black Cat for 4 months. I’m improving my caring skills. All yet another reason to not have kids of my own… J

30 May 2012 Temper Returned?
If you knew me as a child, you probably know I had a pretty good temper. Little things could make me so mad sometimes.  Even when my mom and dad were trying to teach me multiplication with zero, and that it’s always zero, they just wanted to explain why when I had answered a question wrong, but I would cover my ears and sing “La la la” because I hated that I was wrong and they were right. I guess in a way a temper goes along with stubbornness…
I don’t think one can ever totally get rid of something like a temper. But I would like to think as I have grown up, I have learned to control my temper in a healthy way. I know I’m a pretty emotional person overall, so I need to just know where to put my emotions and how to apply them. Sports, in particular rugby, has been a great thing in my life for that.
Why am I talking about my old temper? Because I am slightly afraid that sometimes I feel I don’t have the best control over it. I am trying to pinpoint what it is. Is it the lack of sports for me to be a player? Is it the lack of rugby? Is it the lack of a social life outside of school on a more regular basis? Is it the lack of privacy my house has (even though I like it that way versus NO kids here)? Or is it the differences in the culture  I can’t get by? Especially in the attitude during sports and games? Is it the discrimination I feel that the Mozambicans think I have money and can give, give, give and still be able to live healthy myself? And for that reason that for some reason I feel extremely guilty? Even though next year at this time I have  no clue how I am going to be living? Or maybe it’s that I miss my sister and my nieces and my friends to go out dancing and be crazy? Or maybe it’s the lack of support I feel from the school when I am trying to do things for the students? And with that, perhaps it’s all just a big frustration with myself because I have yet to figure it out…?
I know it’s time to leave a place when I am frustrated a lot, more negative than positive. It’s funny, one year wouldn’t be enough here because it’s in the first year you actually learn how things work, etc. Two years technically isn’t enough either. You figure things out the first year, but only one more year isn’t enough to get anything really sustainable going. A third year would help keep things going so that the one year doesn’t go to waste, but to stay here 3 years could make one go crazy! I do like Mabote and I do like my students, but there would be no way I could stay here in Makwakwa for another year. One, there’s so much I am missing back in the states. And two, there’s so much more I want to do in my life before I die. J 2 years in one spot is a pretty long time for me.
What do I look forward to:
-          Running a car cart through the grocery store with my nieces
-          Dancing at the bars with my friends
-          Playing rugby on a regular basis
-          Playing tennis
-          My bicycle and pottery
-          Cheese and variety in food
-          A social life in sports and out dancing in general
-          Rain
-          Privacy and not so much begging
-          Woods and greed and mountains
-          Winter, snow, snowboarding
-          Nash Bash
-          Better transportation
-          Cooking on a stove, not over fire
-          Being around my nieces as they grow up
It’s kind of a weird feeling to know I’ll be back in the states in less than a year…LESS THAN A YEAR!

5 June 2012 Nao sabe ou Quem ensinou?
These 2 phrases I just don’t get. I’ve been here for a year and a half now and I just don’t get it. I really don’t like the “Nao sabe”. It means “He/She/You don’t know.” Okay, it doesn’t sound that bad, but it’s all in the context of when and where they use it. It probably doesn’t mean quite as bad as what I think in my head, but all the same, I don’t like it. “Nao sabe,” is used when somebody is playing a sport or doing something and perhaps they are still learning or perhaps they made a mistake (because, let’s face it, we aren’t perfect at everything.) They don’t seem to give people chances to learn something new, to get good at being the goalie or at playing basketball or volleyball or whatever it is. If you aren’t naturally good at it, they kick you off the team. It’s like these secondary school kids are back in elementary school. And they are so damn blunt to each other about it.
I guess with being from a different culture, when the kids tell me “Nao sabe” about something I am doing, I take offense to it and become defensive. For example, they always seem to put me in as the goalie for soccer and I basically suck at goalie. I haven’t actually played for so long and even when I played in high school, I wasn’t ever confident about it or good. (I think I should have played volleyball). But even though I’m not good at goalie, I don’t like to hear people tell me as I’m trying that I don’t know. Last year I went off on a student a bit as I was playing goalie, “If you don’t get a chance to learn, how am I suppose to know?” And things such as that. I think I take offense to it more that that student does. One of those cultural differences I can’t quite get over. I may love Africa and Mozambique, but I don’t think I could live here forever.
The other phrase is “Quem ensinou?” I don’t take offense to this phrase, I just don’t understand this phrase when they use it. They seem to use it on the simplest of tasks sometimes. The other day I was cooking beans and rice and one of my students asked me “Quem ensinou?” I guess I should tell you what it means… “Who taught you?” I guess I look at it is maybe they don’t realize that some things you can teach yourself with knowledge you’ve learned over the years from many places? And also the fact that there can be more than one solution for one problem, that maybe clothes can be washed in a different way, or onions can be cut in a different way, etc. Yes, I’m in Mozambique so I should learn their ways, but they laugh at the idea of things being done differently. Things are done one way in Mozambique, and that’s final!

5 June 2012 White people sleeping on the streets in America?
Because I cook outside, it gets me in some weird conversations. It’s amazing, in a way, how such little  things that happen in America can be so astonishing to the Mozambicans. I was talking with some of the other teachers here and somehow it came up about how in the states we do have white people who sleep on the streets. He laughed and was like “White people!? Sleeping on the streets??? NO WAY!”
In a way I can see why they think that way. They make the assumption that white skin means money and there is no way that a white person can have no money. I have started to somewhat think like  that also, but I don’t generalize all white people, I generalize all white people from South Africa. I’ve been to Vilanculos too many times and it’s exactly what I see. They have cars, they have the houses on the beach, they eat the better food, etc. etc.
In the end it’s not all true the assumption I’m making. It also has to do more what culture we are more accustomed to.


What's been up for Mandy in 2012?

 
12 October 2011 Dance-Off/Step Up
This had to been one of the best dance nights ever, and I was lucky to get a preview of it also. It was more of an improve. So the sexy catwalk dance started back up and it was suppose to happen a couple Saturdays ago, but because dinner was so late that night, the sexy dance didn’t happen, but the music was still there so we were just dancing in the middle of the cafeteria. Then the dancers came up…

I  first saw this earlier in the day when the “sexy dancers” were in the room practicing. This set of guys, 3 guys, came in being all cool and stuff. They even came in and took their shirts off to be “serious.” Then somehow this Step-Up/Dance-Off competition started. If you have seen Step Up, it was comparable to that in a very small way (at least I think so. I think I’ve seen Step Up). So the 2 groups were these 3 “cool” guys and 4 of the boys in the official dance. One guy from one group would “step up” and dance in front of the other group, in a quick body movement that I have not learned to do. I want to learn, especially now. The movements sometimes signified things like “you  stink” “you need to take a bath” among some other things. They shook hands afterwards and we all left.

Then that night because the catwalk and so on was not happening and we were just dancing, they got it going again. I luckily had my camera this time and got  some video. It was hard to stop laughing and smiling.

To me, this was better than the sexy catwalk and  so on. I don’t think they quite understand how awesome and fun it really was. No, it can’t happen every week or it will not be fun. But it was the dancing and the silliness attitude that came out that day even more. For example, one kid from the 4 did a couple backhandsprings to step up in front of the other group. After his dancing was over, a guy from the “cool” group did a front roll/log roll to step up…

I’m hoping to put the videos here on my blog if the internet will let me or on you tube. But as I was sitting here starting to write the blog, one of the “cool” kids came in to hang out with me and asked what I was writing, so we laughed about it and I told him how I want to put it on the internet. He laughed and was like, “No, don’t put it on. We were only joking around. I’m not a dancer.” And he was telling me only to remember it in my head, not on the blog or even in my journal. But then he said, “No, put it on. Do it.” As he was still laughing. How can I not show this video, at least when I get home if not earlier? Or not write about it right now to share with you all?

Perhaps one day I can learn to dance like that and be in a “dance off” as such.

14 October 2011 Can I tell a cop no?
When I was down in Maputo, I went to Namaacha to visit my host family and I stayed a couple nights. As hard as it was to live with a family for 2 months, I love that family, my family. It was great to go see them.

But, here’s the story (don’t worry, it’s not much.)

I got a boleia (a hitch) out of Namaacha to Maputo with this family from Turkey who was just there to see the waterfalls. Only the daughter spoke some English (and a little Portuguese). We got stopped by the cops at a cop stand, and the cops here like to search everything to work out a bribe. Communication was hard for them, so I stepped in and tried to help out as much as I could. After they handed the cop 100 meticais, the cop told me I needed to stay there. He had found out I was just getting a hitch. It almost sounded serious when he said it.

So, the question remains, can I tell a cop no? Yes, because I did and we drove away. The cop was jus t joking in the end, but it caught me off guard…

31 October 2011 RUGBY WORLD CUP 2011
New Zealand All Blacks have been my team ever since I learned about rugby. The last Rugby World Cup was while I was in South Africa and New Zealand lost to France in the semi-finals ON MY BIRTHDAY! And I was surrounded by a whole bunch of people from Europe, England more. It was a hard loss for me. But I have waited the long 4 years for the New Zealand World Cup.

Originally I really wanted to make my way back to New Zealand to at least watch one game, but you know how that goes, that takes money and the right time off, and so on and so on.

The hard part about this world cup was I couldn’t even watch it or hear about it! Luckily Julie has a shortwave radio and can get the BBC, and as long as England was in the World Cup, they kept updating who was in and things happening, so when England was out, last Julie heard was New Zealand was in the semi-finals I think…so by the time I made my out to Vilanculos to see who was in the finals, I was sooooo nervous!

I figured this place called Archipelogos would have a fun rugby atmosphere with the South Africans around. When I got into Vil, I went there to see who was playing in the final game. Ideally South Africa and New Zealand would have been the best, but I could hardly hold my excitement when I at least say New Zealand versus France! I wanted to scream with joy as soon as I saw that, but I was alone and instead tried to hide the scream. Australia and Wales were fighting for 3rd and 4th.

The game was on Sunday for New Zealand and France. I really wish I had my All Blacks jersey but it’s packed away in boxes at my granny’s house! I was so nervous. Oh, yeah, this is all on a Thursday. New Zealand choked in the World Cup in 2007 against France. And New Zealand had suffered some bad injuries apparently during this tournament! I was so excited for the game, though. And I convinced Drew, who lives by Archipelogos to go with me. I guess that didn’t take much, drink in the morning? Okay!

It wasn’t quite the exciting atmosphere I had during the finals while in South Africa when South Africa won, but was still nice! I mean, any environment probably would have been fine with me since my team was in the final game!!! And then the owner of the place gave me the New Zealand rugby posters they had hanging up in the place. There was no Jerry Collins, Rodney So’alo or Joe Rokowhoko this time, but the All Blacks are still my team!

The game was a good game. Pretty close the whole time. The final score was 8 to 7, NEW ZEALAND!!!!!! That’s right, my team won!!!!!! I wish I had all my English/European friends to cheer in front of!!!

I can’t even imagine what the atmosphere was like in New Zealand. How awesome would it have been to even just be in the country even I couldn’t have gone to the game!

On my bucket list is to go to a Rugby World Cup before I die. Next World Cup, World Cup 2015, is in England. I still haven’t seen Europe…

2 November 2011 Trust Lift
I hate this class, but I also love this class. Teaching them becomes quite difficult. I pull out my bitch cared at lot when I have class with them because they seem to have problems with finding a balance between having fun and learning. I want to  have fun also, but at the same time as them listening and learning. Some days are good, some days are bad. It’s hard to know what’s going to happen on that day…. I think it’s one of the hard things of all us living here together. It’s a hard line to find between school and life. It’s all kind of mixed together.

Yesterday was my last class with them for the year. It’s the end of our school year and it’s our last week of school until February. We were finishing up rugby.

It started off great (overall, it was a good  day). They showed up early to class by like 20 minutes or so, and on their own, they started a game of touch rugby, using the full field. They were playing pretty good also. Of course, I joined the game. Not all of them were playing, but many of them were, so I let this continue past the bell for class because they were doing so great.

Then I split them into their teams I have made for them, and we played a smaller game of touch using half the field. They are still learning all the rules, but they were definitely showing me they have learned a lot. After the first game was over, I had them make lines in their teams and shake hands, “Bom jogo, bom jogo.” (good game). And this is somehow where the trust lift happened…

A trust lift is when one person lies like a board and everybody else lifts the person over their heads. One kid, Stelio, wanted to do a tug-of-war with hands and pulling on each other before shaking hands. Bow this idea got in his head, I’m not sure, but I wanted to start the second game, but then a girl, Albertina, grabbed around my waist as Stelio pulled on my arm, then the tug-of-war began. But as this was going on, Adelino started trying to grab my legs. This apparently gave them all an idea. I will give them credit for this, they worked well together. They got my legs and together they lifted me above their heads and walked me around the fied a bit, cheering “Teacher Mandy.” I guess you could say I trust them. I wasn’t scared at all. It was actually quite fun. And there was no point in fighting it: I was outnumbered, they meant well, it was still in the spirit of the game, etc.

Have I mentioned how by just having the white skin that I have, I’m seen as pretty? I’m not really sure the reasoning (partly…a lot…to do with the assumption that white means money), but then again I tend to put black people on the pretty list automatically also. Will Smith is still my number one. This class also is a bit older and they don’t tend to hide their crushes much. Well, actually the Mozambican culture tends to openly show crushes, etc., even when it’s student crushes on the teachers. I don’t know how many times I’ve “blown away” kisses, or have just said, “Thank you.”  Or “You don’t love me.” When the kids say they love me, I have to consciously make sure they keep an appropriate distance from me. I think I have mentioned in an earlier blog, but the culture here is very sexual. I don’t mean it in a bad way, just that it’s ‘sexual’.

1 February 2012  The Year 2012
Well, I was doing a good job with at  least keeping up with blogs by hand…The fact that it takes me forever to get them on my actual blog site is another story…but you all may be happy to know, I bought a computer a fellow PCV was selling and this means it could actually be more possible for me to blog and for you to know what I’m doing. I would say also where I am, but I’m in Mabote, motherfucker, don’t you ever forget!

Have I mentioned something somebody once pointed out to me about living in the woods? This was while I was in Montana working (which, but the way, I do  miss those mountains!) When you are living in the woods (or the bush, as my case in Makwakwa) you kind of lose touch with your people skills… A simple wave of hello to somebody becomes a full body wave especially using the elbow. And you can’t forget the incredibly big smile you need to have on your face with extremely bright, wide eyes. Why am I probably repeating myself with this? Because I want to apologize if my blogging sounds/looks like a full body wave especially from the elbow with a bright ass smile and wide eyes.

What did I do to bring in the New Year? I danced on the beach in Tofu. We just bought beers on the side of the road and drank and danced on the beach with the Mozambicans. Go figure at some point in the night I was teaching some Mozambican man how to swing dance. And, of course, I was being the lead of the dance, so he was one doing the spinning. And we did get fireworks at midnight. And probably not the safest thing since they were lit off just about anywhere, but we aren’t  going to worry about that.

It’s hard to believe it’s already 2012. That means I have spent all of the year 2011 living in Mozambique, actually in Makwakwa, Mabote. It’s exciting to start this new year and I’m excited to be going back to the states to at least visit next year, to see my nieces where I feel I’m being the estranged aunt. But I’m also sad. I’ll be sad to leave the life I’ve also made here. I think I was realizing the other day that this is the longest I’ve settled in one spot for quite some time, basically since graduating high school. And here I actually have a home. I’ll be sad to be leaving my students same as when I left Woodstock in India. Students tend to become a big part of my life, especially here where my social life is basically zilch. At the end of the year, I do get to see a group of my students graduate and that will be fun. My decision on returning home or extending is still all up in the air…but let’s talk about what I’ve started this year with my students already.

Basketballl started up again. We’ve even already had our first game yesterday with the Mabote guys. By the way, if anybody knows a way to get a basketball court built somewhere, let’s say in Mabote, I would love to learn how. It’s great working with the captain from their  team. I get some ideas in my head and before  I can even tell anybody else, he tells mee the same thing I was thinking, which is awesome because it’s them, Mozambique, coming up with the idea and not me forcing an idea of mine…haha like  I want to do rugby and developing it. . . He’s also getting a women’s team together for us. And we might be able to enter a tournament in Vilanculos in June or July.

Sewing. As you might recall I’ve been sewing quite a lot here. I’m working on making a quilt and I’ve been making my own clothes. So far, 4 pants and 2 dresses. The kids are always “Estou a pedir”ing (begging) for me to make them pants or a dress. Well, that’s just not possible. I’ve even had kids offer to pay me. Even that wouldn’t be too practical because I’m sewing by hand so the time it takes  is so much more. Plus, I wouldn’t want to take their money. Instead I’m teaching them how to sew. Two times a week I have sewing day/night. They can bring a capalana and we’ll make something out of it or this pants or clothes that already have hole and they need to sew it shut. Even some of them are coming in to take in their pants. My plan is for the capalana (2 meters of material used for EVERYTHING) clothes, we do a catwalk and it’s kind of like a “Project Runway.” We’ll see what happens with that. They love to catwalk/do the sexy walk…

What else have I done in 2012? Well, I went to Swaziland for a week in January to visit an organization called SKRUM that develops rugby and teaches about HIV and AIDS. So that is now one of my goals this year is to get some rugby going in Mabote. My students already know some rugby. Hopefully I can get a teacher interested in the Secondary School in Mabote to coach a team. While I was in Swazi, I got to play some rugby which made my 2012 already great. SKRUM is supporting me in this endeavor of mine. And how it goes this year will help determine on if I stay longer or go back to the states. My thought is to extend in a youth development type form getting kids involved in more sports, especially in more mato sites along with some HIV and AIDS education. Main focus is rugby. Again, we’ll see how that goes…

Oh yeah, by the way, Swaziland is quite pretty. Very different than Mozambique as far as land, animals and culture/people go… I kept trying to speak Portuguese when English is Swazi’s official language…

Other things: I can officially say I have been mugged. Not that that was something  that was on my bucket list, but I guess as a good friend of mine says, “you got to try everything at least once.” I was in Maputo walking along the beach road going to the Peace Corps office. The beach walk (the Marginal) is not a safe place, apparently that statement is true also during the day. I thought just at night… It was 1pm when this happened…

I was walking along, minding my own business. I start going up instead of continuing along the marginal because I was getting close to the PC office. All of a sudden I took a glance behind me and some young man was literally right behind me. At this point, he wasn’t doing anything, but I don’t like it when people walk that close, so I slowed down to let him pass me. So, he passed me but then he seemed to slow down, so crossed the road kind of keeping my eyes on him. I guess at some point I glanced away from him and before I knew it he had grabbed me. I was pretty surprised, but my first thought through my head was somebody I knew was joking with me, but then a half second later I realized this was actually serious.

I don’t know what he said to me in Portuguese but I replied in English “Get away from me,” cause I’m sure that really helped… He had grabbed my cargo pocket on my shorts where my phone was and my right arm. As soon as he had grabbed me, I turned around to him pretty forcefully. He still had my pocket, but not so much my arm. Everything happened pretty fast, but I swung my right first at his face. I’m not going to lie, I don’t think I actually hit him that hard. His face did smash up some, so maybe it was harder than I’m thinking. Can I get credit for it anyways? Well, I’m not sure what was really in his hand, but after I hit him he shook what could have been a knife in his hand. I think he looked confused at what to do. Perhaps because I hit him. Perhaps because I didn’t look scared and was obviously ready to fight back. Well, he shook the thing in his hand and then jumped over the wall to the road below and ran away. Luckily he didn’t take anything and I had my bag and everything with me.

After he jumped over the wall and ran away, I saw blood and then saw where it was coming from. He cut my arm. It wasn’t deep at all and I think some of the cuts were from fingernails versus the knife or thing in his hand. I had my everything rag handy and kept it over the cut. Not too far up from where it happened what a house with some guards in front, so I crossed over and decided to tell them. I don’t know what came from that because I continued to the PC office.

And that was that.

So the big thing in my head now is if I want to extend of not. I love this experience and I feel another year here could be worthwhile if it’s  developing more sports, especially rugby, here for youth and people in the communities, as I already mentioned before. But at the same time, there are many things I miss that I’m not able to really get here as easily. But then again, that are things here I’m getting that I don’t get back in the states. I made a list of positives and negatives of both options, aand I have more positives for going home to the USA, but the weight of each positive or negative is different. Yeah, sure I miss American food/cheese, but the weight of the experience and knowledge and satisfaction I might be able to gain from developing rugby and sports here in Mozambique.

What is pushing me most to stay: the thought of developing rugby here; the learning of a simpler, not so hectic life; the adventure and stories.

Well, my guess is you’re done reading about these thoughts in my head that are pulling me in so many directions.

Oh, last thing, perhaps I should put on my bucket list…no, not on my bucket list, on my job option list, to be a Burlesque dancer…hahahaha I did a performance with 3 other friends for a fellow PCV’s birthday. Unfortunately no pictures or videos because the others said no. Perhaps that makes you fortunate. I did the worm, a back roll, a cartwheel, and put all together with some salsa and hip hop dances I learned at  Purdue and other PE conventions. It would have been nice to see myself dancing like that because remember this is me, Mandy Nurrenbern, doing a “sexy” dance for somebody. When have you ever seen Mandy be “sexy”?

The end.

6 March 2012 “Rich with Energy, Happyness”… and the “Why are you different?” Or “You are different.”
It’s great that I’m understanding Portuguese so much more here. I can, for the most part, tell what they are saying about me. I’m sure there are things I am missing and maybe I’m only listening to the good and not “understanding” the negative or bad. Selective hearing is much better in a different language.
I got these two things all in one day. 1.) “You are rich with energy and happiness.” And 2.) “You are different.” And yes, I take them both as compliments and perhaps that is what makes me different…
“You are rich with energy and happiness.”
I think I was having a conversation about “Yes, we have black people in the United States also” (It’s a concept they don’t really understand even though they can name off some celebrities who are black.) Anyways, a kid came in on the conversation and told me Akon  is black and has more money than me, a mulungu, a white person. My first reaction: “Yes, they are finally understanding I’m not growing money from my skin.” I can see why they think that. I’ve even started to think that about other white people here because many do have money and it feels like they flaunt it. Well, after he told me Akon is black and has more money than me, he continued on and said I was richer. I got a bit confused, but then he said, “Voce e rico com energia e felicidade.” (You are rich with energy and happiness.” And that Akon has money and is not happy. It’s a great reminder that it’s not money and items that make us happy. My opinion, it’s what we make of our lives.
Numero 2: You are different.
I was sitting in my dining room/dance floor/living room in my house talking with one of my students. A little bit of background on this: I just got back from a weekend in Vilanculos where it was almost a perfect break from my school after being at school for 5 consecutive weeks. It had a great party/drinking night on Friday, playing the band’s guitar, dancing, etc. Then I kitesurfed, well body dragged. Next time I’ll get the board he says. I was able to use the internet and get some things done. Anyways, Vilanculos brought me back refreshed. So, I am sitting there with my student and he tells me, “You are different.” I thought he was referring to the fact that I returned to school different because before leaving, I wouldn’t say I was mad or unhappy, but it was definitely to the point I needed to get out.
But I clarified it and he was just talking about me in general, that I’m different… even from other Americans. I’m not going to lie, I’ve gotten that before. There was an interview question I got before from the sports camp I worked at in California. It was a phone interview and he asked me, “If your friends could describe you in one word, what would  that word be?” I didn’t stop and think for veery long about my answer. Maybe because my friends have said it to me a lot… “Crazy.” Right after I said it I almost wanted to smack myself. This guy on the phone has no clue who I am and just told him I was crazy? As if he really wants to hire a looney! So, very quickly afterwards I tried to explain. “No, no, no. Not crazy in a bad way. Crazy in that I do crazy things sometimes… “ Oh, boy, it sounds like digging myself in a hole as I am recalling this story. He hired me.
Well, I told the kid that back at home with my friends they call me crazy, but not in a bad way. He just laughed. So, basically, he now understands that not all Americans are like me. Perhaps a reason that Costa and I are friends is because we both used “crazy” as our one word during that interview…

11 March 2012 Bamboo Wireless
My site mate Julie was just reading a book or has read a book or maybe is reading a book about Africa and the author described something she called “Bamboo wireless” that happens in Africa. They do have cell phones now, but it’s not like they have credit all the time or even in the case of Makwakwa, no reception. The question then remains, how do they always seem to know what’s going on, here and “out there”?
It’s called “Bamboo Wireless.” Africans can somehow read each other’s minds. My kids know when the school truck is going somewhere or when somebody is coming to visit or when we have meetings at the school. Of course, these can all be because of a lack of communication in my school, or a lack of me knowing how to use the “Bamboo Wireless.”
But perhaps I am starting to become a bit African myself. But only halfway. It seems that sometimes they can even read my mind. Here are 2 examples:
1.)    I am working with a guy from the Mabote town to have our basketball games. He has made a team in town and when they can work out transportation to a our school, we have games. Well, he read my mind on Mabote forming a women’s team. Then he did it again. Before I mentioned anything about maybe being able to play some basketball in Mapinhane or Vilanculos he talked to me about a tournament we might be able to do in June/July in Vilanculos. I just hope that all works out.
2.)    During school holidays I did a bit of shopping to find some board shorts. I needed a long pair that would hide my big butt when kitesurfing. I found a pair that was okay and they fit. Last weekend I was in Vilanculos and one of my students, Roy, went home to Maxixe for the weekend. When he got back, his dad had bought me a pair of board shorts that fit better and was more of what I was wanting even though it wasn’t what I was necessarily looking for.
“Bamboo Wireless” – perhaps it’s just me just out of touch with things and the world, or the language, but the fact that this is felt in other places around Africa makes me think that bamboo has got something special in it…

23 March 2012 Dad lives…in my heart..
So the students know my dad died and so on. Well, some of the students know. I didn’t go around announcing, “Hey, I lost my dad when I was 17.” But when I am having a conversation with students and they ask me about my family, I tell them. I could make it simple and just say my dad lives in Evansville when I get that question or that since I don’t have a home of my own, that yes, I stay with my dad. But that would be a lie. And I don’t like to lie.
The conversation came up again just the other day and somebody who already knew about my dad’s death said a phrase that I guess I never thought of out loud and it was nice to hear it from him. “He lives…in your heart.”
What a true statement, just wish I could have a 2 way conversation with him, eh?
25 March 2012 Frustration or Anger? FECHA A SUA BOCA!!!!
I know that in my head I’m thinking I am presenting myself in one way, but it really all depends on how the person on the other end is actually reading it.
How do you explain to them that I’m not angry, that I’m disappointed and frustrated? I can use the words, but they continue to tell me to not be angry. Eh pah!
So I am not angry all the time, but remember the list of challenges I face when teaching PE here in Mozambique? Well, they are definitely still challenges and the hardest one I feel I face is their behavior and my style of teaching. Oh, and the fact that I don’t feel support from the school and there is no line of action as far as discipline goes, or if there is, I don’t know about it and punishments I hear they get sometimes see almost bogus or I don’t agree with (like they don’t get lunch or dinner). The only thing I feel I can do is make their grade go down, but so many don’t seem to care about their grades anyways.
In other words, it all gets very frustrating. It’s in the cultural differences and I sometimes feel that maybe I’m pushing what I grew up with in America and perhaps it doesn’t fly in Mozambique. Perhaps the values I learned growing up are not the only way things work. It’s just so hard to see it any other way.
Last year I was doing a word of the day we would discuss: respect, honesty, sportspersonship, trust, commitment, and character. I chose them as I saw fit and what I saw was lacking.
What is it that I am seeing and I personally don’t like and have had enough of?
-          Disrespect to the ref, to the other team, and to their own teammates, and to the sports equipment involved
-          Lying during games, trying to call things for the ref and even wanted to fight about it
-          Rubbing in wins (laughing in their face, etc.), blaming losses on someone/something else
-          Being ball hogs and cocky on the field of court
-          Not going to practice and still expect to play for games
-          The lack of actual thinking on how one thing done can affect something or somebody else, etc.
And you can’t forget about my indisciplinados… for the most part, the students are good…individually. . . but with many of them when you put them together, they become jerks. I’ve never had to kick people out of my class before. I don’t like it because they are the ones that need to learn character, but if I let them stay it’s totally not fair to the other students who actually want to learn. So, I kick students out, almost every class. I kick them out for disrupting class too many times. I kick them out if I’ve had to remind them too many times to actually participate, or if they think they can just go sit and rest on the side whenever they want, even in the middle of a game just leaving their team.
Julie had a good point she said to me today. I wonder what my experience would have been like if I actually taught in Watts in LA? I almost feel if I would get a job like that after being here it would be so nice to me! J I’m sure it would still be quite difficult, but I just wonder if it would feel so much easier after here? It’s not that bad, it’s just hard and gets frustrating sometimes. And perhaps because I have no social life or sports teams I am on to let off steam… And after one year, my patience has been running out. I also need to learn to shut my mouth more. I usually just say what I’m thinking and don’t think about what I’m saying. I’m not talking about my bluntness with the students here. I’ve learned it’s okay to be blunt here, and it’s good to a certain extent. But sometimes I get ideas of things I want to do and I talk about it before I even know if it will be possible. So then I get my hopes up and perhaps the students. Then I get more frustrated with myself in the end, if it doesn’t work out.